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CRAP Eyewear - DON'T WORRY, BE CRAPPY
THE PARADISE MACHINE
Late-70s punk with a dash of 90s decadence. Say hello to paradise in these thin square shades.
CRAP Eyewear designs their shades a block from the beach at their Venice HQ – sun protection matters to them. Their sunglasses are handcrafted with premium, optical-grade materials to ensure maximum durability, comfort and 100% protection from harmful UV rays.
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